Remember the Alamo!

In my recent visit to San Antonio, I ran into a little trouble:
The security guy at the Alamo didn't like me...

Some cheerleaders didn't like me...

Even a great looking group of ladies in the bathroom didn't like me...

Where will I go next to find someone who likes me???

4-Wheelin'

There was some confusion when I said I wanted to go 4-Wheelin'. Somehow that translated into ME getting run over by all 4 wheels! If I ever find that driver.... !!!!!!!!!

Luke, I stole your t-shirt.